Do you hate your wife? Like really, really hate your wife? Do you think smartphones — not money — are at the root of all evil? Are tattoos for sailers, gangsters and degenerates? Not only are you my mom (probably) but do we have the meme dump for you.

From "hilarious" jokes about passionate marriages — the "passion" here being the burning resentment you have for your S.O. — to the classic punchline of "smartphone bad", here are 27 memes that will leave your parents — and maybe even you — rolling in the aisles.